Lots of Presidents are first children, do they have anything good to say about thirds

Kati came to me, "I think Timbo is eating Bear's birthday cake."
"No he's not. It's on the stove so he can't reach it."
"Well he has something all around his mouth and it looks like cake."
Rolling my eyes, "Timbo?"

Sure enough there is cake on his face.






I purposefully didn't leave it on the table for this reason. Guess I wasn't as smart as I thought I was.

Someone is growing!